Stop Staring (at me!)

I'm sorry.  So very sorry.  Butt that thing was staring at me all afternoon on the beach.  I tried to be mature and read my book.  I put on my sunglasses to avoid the glare.  I even went for a long walk on the beach thinking maybe it would be gone when I got back.  Butt no matter what I did....it just kept staring at me!  Almost like it wanted me to take its picture.  So I did what any normal guy would do....I hid behind my beach umbrella, angled my camera just right, and quickly snapped 30 or 40 pictures before my wife saw me!  Am I absolutely right, guys?

Where is Jenesa during all of this?

She's chasing down the guy on the beach with beer kegs around his neck!